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Joke of the Day

"Facebook has a confirm and ignore friend requests buttons. I think it should have a ""who the fuck are you"" button"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? HE drank coffee before it was cool, man"

"Haiku to the cheating girlfriend A haiku is five, then seven then five again, but who cares you whore"

"Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: My fish died. Teacher: What fish? Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school."

"What did the cannibals do with the midget? Put another shrimp on the barbie."

"Did you hear about the famous nudist? He wanted more exposure."

"Since we're talking about Vampire jokes, here's my favorite. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month..."

"Did you hear about the flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage? It was a murder most foul."

"They developed a new type of cough syrup for Elephants with bad tusks. They call it, Robituskin'."

"Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to ""ruff it!"