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Joke of the Day
"What's the only thing worse than a third Bush as president? A first Trump as president."
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"A kid asks his dad ""What's worse: ignorance or indifference?"" ""Johnny"", responds his dad, "" I neither know nor care."" Edit: granma grammar."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."
"How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Suck it's dick."
"A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte"
"*cheats at bowling by rolling into the pins*"
"Wearing your emotions on you sleeve(less shirt). the only emotion you wear with a sleeveless shirt is the one that let's people know you're a tough guy who makes a little less than $26,000 a year."
"I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money"
"Santa has elves. America has China."
"Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture? Both are dead inside."