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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sober Irishman? A liar."
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"On a scale of corn to manycorn how impressed are you by my new corn-based number system"
"If billionaires were allowed to influence the results on American Idol instead of American elections, there would be rioting in the streets."
"A man and a boy walk into the woods together at night Boy: ""It's dark and scary in here"" Man: ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone"""
"What do paper towels call their family? NapKIN"
"Why can't Melania Trump feel her ass? He's away campaigning."
"You can lead a horse to waterbed, but you can't make it snuggle."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."
"I just invented a new word: Plagiarism."
"What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship? Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright..."