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Joke of the Day
"What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship? Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright..."
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"I tried playing UNO with all my Mexican friends... ... but they kept stealing all the green cards!"
"I asked my priest if it might be a good idea to stop masturbating But he didn't take the hint"
"Why don't Mexicans have BBQs? Because the beans keep falling through the grill."
"I get a little too excited when I hear the sound of sizzling fajitas go by."
"Life is like a box of chocolate... ... it doesn't last very long for fat people."
"Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix? He liked chillin."
"Best advice for men about women Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
"Why did the Dollar note become 4 Quarters? Because it wanted ""to change"". *ducks*"
"Why did I go to the dentist at an Indian Reservation? To get some Sioux veneers"