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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to dispose of a dead body? Was asking for a friend, but he was being a whiny shit about it, so now I'm asking for me."

"How do inmates pay for things in prison? With ConCurrency, of course."

"Did you hear about the guy that got trampled by the triplets? He's six feet under now."

"I decided to write down all the pieces of classical music I want to play before I die... ...it's my bucket Liszt."

"Taking a picture of your meal before you eat is the new ""saying grace."""

"What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos? A messycan"

"Why are black people tall? Because they knee grows.."

"I woke my SO up with a bj. She didn't seem to appreciate it."

"Pornography is often frowned upon. But that's only because I'm concentrating."

"Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked.. ...but that's rare."