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Joke of the Day
"Pornography is often frowned upon. But that's only because I'm concentrating."
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"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"
"What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur."
"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse."
"""How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?"" -guy who invented condoms"
"The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar."
"Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair)."
"How do you keep a retard in anticipation?"
"Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes? ""Because jokes are the white man's burden."""
"Just overheard someone say they need an ""escape goat"" for their project & I can't decide if they're a complete idiot or an evil genius."