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Joke of the Day

"What does Matthew McConnaughey call Nazis when he's trying to bring them into the mainstream? Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"

"Men don't know what it's like to give birth but women don't know what it's like to have children you may not be aware of. Let's call it even"

"What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd? Au"

"What's it called when you kidnap a ghost? A Polter-Heist"

"If you eat guns, you'll sweat bullets. It's science."

"Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips."

"I Like My Women Like I Like My Math http://spikedmath.com/comics/138-i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-math.png"

"Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."

"Mom I get nervous on dates & always sweat. ""Wear something that doesn't show stains"" [5 hours later] How was your date? She hated my poncho."

"What do GTA and the third Reich have in common? If you have a star, you are getting chased."