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Joke of the Day

"IF SATAN IS READING THIS PLEASE MAKE THE FINGERBOARD ON MY DESK DO 1 FLIP"

"Just need to grow I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn't get bacon seeds anywhere."

"A reddit mod walks into a bar [removed]"

"I'm 49 and my girlfriend is 5 months pregnant! What do you guys think we should do?"

"I bought some Spot remover at the market yesterday. . . . . . and now I can't find my dog"

"Midgets wouldn't creep me out nearly as much if they were autotuned."

"What's a 90's kid's favorite salad? Quinoa & Kale"

"Why can't Mrs.Clause get pregnant? Santa only comes once a year, and it's always down a chimney."

"People who try to prepare for the end of the world are obviously misunderstanding the core concept."

"How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge."