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Joke of the Day

"Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road? Do they really think someone will take it? Do you think I should wash it first?"

"What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio."

"I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s"

"Baby your dirtier than my browsers history!"

"I can't help but feel important when someone says there's a special place in hell for people like me."

"Sure, I'll spend $5 on a cup of coffee, but I draw the line at paying 44c to have someone travel 3000 miles to hand deliver a letter for me."

"When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open."

"ive learned that asians will always make Wong decisions when driving..."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter can escape the chambers"

"The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff"