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Joke of the Day

"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."

"My ""I'm enraged!"" status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don't read well."

"What does a farmer do at a strip club? Make it grain."

"I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands."

"""I'm a diamond in the rough."" ""That's a whole lot of rough."""

"[Captain America, minutes after the love of his life's funeral] Damn her niece is hot"

"i want a google chrome plugin that's a todolist manager and the way you launch it is, you visit twitter, but it shows your todos instead"

"Why was the broom late? It overswept. *BadJokesBestJokes.*"

"What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook? She Peedherpants"

"I would like a warm hound please ""Excuse me?"" A flaming puppy ""..."" Fire canine ""Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?"" Yes. A scorching pooch"