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Joke of the Day
"What do you name the male and female twin monkeys? Abe and Anna"
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"Has anybody ever seen the Grapefruit technique video? I heard it was directed by Phil Atio."
"Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because... she couldn't see that well."