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Joke of the Day

"I've never really been into French Impressionistic music, but lately... ...it's been grabbing me by Debussy."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who do not understand binary and those who did not expect this joke to be in ternary."

"What did the Irishman text his Wife? ""Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."""

"What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."

"What's the difference between an engineer and a prostitute? An engineer makes a lot of fucking money, whereas a prostitute could make a lot of money fucking."

"What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro sinko"

"Babies are fucking idiots and we totally act like that's okay."

"Did you know that timing is the secret to great comedy? Like a head phone jack is the secret to a great phone."

"Anyone want a free car? Angry bee inside but otherwise, perfect."

"Why did the programmer put on his glasses? So he could C#."