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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls in the forest...... If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But why are you walking around giving men fish? That's weird, dude."

"They just discovered a lesbian dinosaur and are calling it... Lickalotapus."

"*whispers softly* ""...is there a King Latifa"""

"""Size DOES matter"", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos."

"You've really gotta hand it to short people Because they usually can't reach it anyways"

"Apparantly there is a term for Baywatch actors in their midlife crisis. It's called the Hoff-time show."

"What's the best things about Anti-Jokes? They have a large following!"

"Love is blind, said the blind to the deaf I can see that."

"Three men walk into a bar The fourth one asks ""You guys ok? Didn't you see that low hanging bar?"""