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Joke of the Day
"Nutella is made with hazelnuts, milk, real cocoa and pure evil."
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"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite sport? NASCAR, because it's always heading to the left."
"Opinions are like assholes.. Everybody's got one; Most of them aren't that pretty; and No one needs another one."
"When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be....""I left the diamonds on an Island, look for clues on my Face Book!....."", just to get them to read all the jokes I've posted."
"What did Hitler dream of during the holidays? A WHITE Christmas!"
"Today and Tomorrow are in bed... Today is smoking a cigarette and looks over at Tomorrow who is sulking and says, ""I'm sorry you never come."""
"Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people ""Happy Birthday,"" ever."
"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"
"Husband says to his wife ""you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back!"" She says ""what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."""
"Every now and then I like to do a complete check of my financial situation. Yep, still nothing'."