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Joke of the Day

"Whats yellow and blue and has a tight ass at one end? A Lidl's carrier bag."

"EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS I'M YELLING, BUT MY VIC 20 DOESN'T HAVE LOWER CASE!"

"What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog."

"Hey Joe, Do you pray before every meal? No Mark, my wife is a good cook."

"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"

"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the Berlin Wall? Things were going well, but it broke up."

"why aren't there any Mexican athletes? Because all the Mexicans who can run, swim or jump are already in the USA."

"Why black people are so good with basketball? They can shoot and steal without being arrested."

"DATING TIP: add Free Wi-Fi' to your dating profile"