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Joke of the Day
"What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !"
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"I don't like Nazi jokes... ...they're far beyond Mein Kampfort zone."
"Why are waste facility managers so successful? Because they're always on top of their shit!"
"You guys I found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on Facebook."
"????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard...????"
"A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk TO EACH OTHER instead of about each other."
"Why did Saint Francis cry? Someone called him Assisi."
"Ghost pirate What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend? I love your Boo-ty"
"*sees gf upset* Me: she looks mad, I should say something Brain: lol tell her she's overreacting Me: ok"
"You can keep retaking all the photos you want but that's just what your face really looks like"