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Joke of the Day
"Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree? Because he couldn't bark"
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"What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus."
"I couldn't use my phone at the funeral home it was a dead zone."
"Watched 'Man of Steel' in Spanish for 7 minutes before realizing something was off."
"I dropped my bowl of SpaghettiOs and it spelled 'oooooooo' on the floor. Spooky"
"What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ? Voldetort."
"Lil' Wayne looks pretty good for a scarecrow that is being eaten from the inside out by bats."
"I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming ""KITT!"" When he can't find his car."
"How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard"
"Betsy Ross: ""Let's put some happy little stars in a circle on the flag"" Many years later, an heir of hers, Bob, would say something similar"