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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a midget that can communicate with ghosts that recently escaped from a prison A small medium at large"

"A man takes his wife to the disco... https://anchor.fm/w/989B00"

"A little fish uwu Once there was a little fish who wanted to be a journalist, he go ""on air"" and died..."

"What did the fish say when it bumped its head? Dam."

"Friends are like Snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."

"I've got 99 problems but my battery is almost dead so I guess we'll have to talk about this later."

"Wanna burn fat quickly and without dieting? Here, take this gasoline and matches."

"What is the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck."

"It is amazing how many problems you can solve by ignoring them."

"Don't worry, everyone else is as confused as you, I swear."