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Joke of the Day

"PATIENT: Since I got this new job my feet are killing me. DR DOG: What's your job? PATIENT: Mailman DR DOG: *chases him out of room barking*"

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks. You can't teach a cat anything, ever."

"If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it."

"Cop: You were speeding so I'm going to be giving you a ticket Me: Ooh, could I win something Cop: Sort of, 2 more of these & you get a bike"

"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."

"What has 60 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Country concert"

"Do you have oxygen and potassium? Because you seem OK. I'm not sorry"

"Why does America not have knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."

"Why is USA so gloomy? Because only two parties exist for the whole country"

"How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy? Slap a nipple on it."