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Joke of the Day
"I cut so much rug... ...that I had to open a PLPD policy on my feet."
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"There is a new breakfast cereal for impotent men Nuttin' Raisin Honey"
"What do you call a virgin redneck? A girl that can outrun her brothers."
"I heard that Sarah Palin is inviting everyone to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house"
"Black guys like thick thighs Cuz they hate apart thighs."
"What's the difference between when you're hungry and when you're horny Where you put the cucumber."
"What did the surfer say to David Carradine? Hang tight"
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks."
"What the Washington Fat Cats don't understand is that when they stopped making Doritos 3D we lost an entire dimension of flavor"
"I asked for her number she said sex sex sex I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight! I said, Wow! Then her friend said, She means 666-3629."