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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a virgin redneck? A girl that can outrun her brothers."
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"Grocery produce aisle ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots? CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?"
"I just don't understand how moats ever went out of style."
"Pikachu used thunderbolt... Squirtle fainted."
"Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport? he was on a watch list..."
"Kids....because who doesn't enjoy a fun game of ""What the hell is that smell and whose room is it coming from?"""
"I'd like to say the best moment of a woman's life is giving birth, but it's actually seeing an old nemesis and realizing she got really fat."
"Girl, I like you so much, I might even let you hold my phone....some day, while its locked"
"""That was supposed to be a compliment."" -Men"
"Oops! I hate when I pour myself a drink and then have 12 more by accident."