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Joke of the Day
"The words synonym and antonym are antonyms. Well played, antonym."
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"[my funeral] PRIEST: dearly beloved... *respectful silence from guests* PRIEST: ...and steve ME FROM INSIDE COFFIN: lmao get roasted steve"
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"What did the bad shock tell the good shock? I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world."
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"I only make mistakes when I'm around people who are observant."