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Joke of the Day
"What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !"
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"Backstreet Boys: Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely. Me: *slow dances with cats around a pot of mac & cheese*"
"Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to."
"How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they only screw playoff games."
"A German, an American and a Russian...... A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"LISA GOPMAN: EATING DISORDER For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny."
"What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit? Labor Day."
"What's worse than watching Star Wars?"
"Lesbians be like ""Oh no it's the end of the world!"""
"My father in law is one of those ""deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong"" kind of women."