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Joke of the Day

"What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit? Labor Day."

"What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough? You're my life's devotion. I knead you!"

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish asks the other fish ""How do we drive this thing?"""

"*runs into dental hygienist in store* Me: How are you? Her: *starts to respond but I shove my fingers in her mouth* Me: Not so easy huh"

"What do you call an overweight Mexican? A MAXican"

"A one-legged and a blind man are arguing The one-legged man says: ""I'm gonna kick your ass!"". The blind man replies: ""Sure, I'd like to see that!"""

"I ordered a coffee and the barista asked what size. I told her size didn't matter. We laughed. Then she gave me an extra large coffee."

"What did the river say when it saw the beavers? I'll be dammed."

"I had a good Fallout 4 pun in mind... but I forgot it Radaway..."

"What do you call black characters in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Niggas in Ferris."