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Joke of the Day
"My father in law is one of those ""deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong"" kind of women."
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"I traded my blowup doll in for a middle eastern version.. It blows itself up.."
"What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun? Recoil"
"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."
"Are you on Facebook ? Cos I sure would like to Poke You"
"I want to tell you a scoliosis joke but it's completely out of line."
"My 11 yo noticed my receding hairline and thought it was hilarious. Until I explained how heredity works."