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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with five legs? Rare."
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"Whenever I'm watching paint dry I like to listen to James Bay ... Just to really complete the experience"
"What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game? Court is adjourned"
"I'm moving up in my job as a bike mechanic I've been promoted to spokesperson"
"Little girl: ""Grandma, make a noise like a frog."" Grandma: ""Why?"" Little girl: ""Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."""
"What does a man call a gorilla he loves? Haram Bae"
"A horse walks into a bar... ...the trainer says, ""next time, jump""."
"Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."
"Tonite on House Hunters: Jill wants 4 bedrooms, granite countertops and a home spa. Bob wants to be stabbed in the driveway."
"As my friend confessed, ""My teenage daughter never even talks to me,"" I struggled to conceal my jealousy."