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Joke of the Day
"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts"
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"One time a cute guy I liked mooned his friend as a prank but there was a tiny piece of toilet paper in his crack & it haunts me to this day"
"Why do businesses move to India? Because they worship prophets!"
"Never laughed so hard before watch:D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYS0bbB70s&list=UUL8eY2HmvEDEFvKE3SCL9vw"
"I am watching silence of the lambs for the first time and... I am **eating** this movie up."
"Plumbing My German plumber accidentally hooked up the gas pipes to my shower.... I guess old habits die hard."
"I owe so much to X-men, the movie that taught me it was ok to be a terrifying mutant"
"What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus? Alcmene triple-dog-dared him."
"What if ISIS started claiming responsibility for nice things like when my mom says, ""who emptied the dishwasher?!"""
"I just thought of the most badass hobbit name: Oak Smashfoot. Oh god, I'm so tired."