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Joke of the Day
"What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus? Alcmene triple-dog-dared him."
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"What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common? The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out."
"If I was your alarm clock, how would I wake you up every morning? With a big dong......."
"Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."
"Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to..."
"When you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. Same can be said for the phrase ""explosive diarrhea""."
"My wife said she wants to be treated like gold on her birthday. Apparently, locking her in the safe wasn't what she had in mind."
"How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws YOU!"
"What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions? Dreamcatchers"
"A Butt walks in to a bar. . . The bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" and the Butt says ""Pfffbbtbtbt"" Then the bartender turns to his friend and says, ""What an ass."""