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Joke of the Day
"Why do businesses move to India? Because they worship prophets!"
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"So he left. We don't serve your kind here, says the bartender. A tachyon walks into a bar."
"What is the temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm"
"Relevant advice. Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler."
"Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire? When he's a billionaire."
"How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left."
"I went to a sea-themed disco the other day.. I pulled a muscle."