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Joke of the Day
"What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? The KFC Drive-thru line."
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"So I posted this on r/ShowerThoughts ""I wonder where I put the soap?"" (Mods deleted it.)"
"Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position."
"What does a rock do all day? Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)"
"Bruce Willis is relaxing by his pool. he's got so much sunscreen on that he slowly slides off his lounger, out of the gate & down the road"
"Pictionary is the perfect game to play whenever you need an excuse to punch your friend in the face."
"I bet Abe Lincoln only paid with $5 bills then as the cashier's face lit up, he'd smugly grin ""yep."""
"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one."
"Joe: Hey Barack, why does Trump wanna ban preshredded cheese Barack: Joe please Joe: TO MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN Barack: I swear to God"
"I bought the worst thesaurus the other day. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."