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Joke of the Day

"The scene in lady and the tramp but as our lips meet I carry on sucking. You feel the pasta travel back up your throat. My pasta My. Pasta"

"What did the pornstar say after getting a cumshot in the eye? ""I didn't see that coming"""

"What did the mountain climber name his horse? Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest."

"Elephant How can you lift an elephant with one hand?"

"Did you hear about the new transgender operation? It's called a strapadictomy"

"What do you call a gay indian? A Brave Sucker Best friends dad coughed this one up to his son-in-law that was native american."

"What do you call a high retarded person? A baked potato"

"There is a place I like to go when I want to be totally alone... ...it's called Google Plus."

"[Gets cut off by a Pruis] *Speeds up to cut off Prius then drops a banana peel behind me* *Prius spins out of control* Thug life."

"I could tell you some great jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."