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Joke of the Day
"Just watched the movie 2012 and honestly I don't remember any of that happening."
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"Me: *wakes up screaming* Wife: What's wrong? Me: Nightmare with the Microsoft Word Paperclip Helper again Wife: Need some help? Me: AHHH"
"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?"
"My daughter used to hate eating vegetables. Until she became a vegetarian."
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"Wanna see an ass-trick? Here --> *"
"What did Steve Harvey say after announcing Miss Universe 2015 It was just a prank bro"
"What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids? Child custardy"
"Bet you I can guess how much she weighs. She's about one... FAT BITCH!"
"I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a fake pocket!"