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Joke of the Day

"Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future. Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did."

"Confucius say, ""Man who can put bait on hook well... ...is a master baiter."""

"Male seahorses get pregnant. In related news, scientists believe men who tell women what to with their bodies come back as seahorses."

"7 has started saying ""your life just got better,"" whenever he enters the room; humility is not this kid's strong-suit."

"When is a fetus viable? To a Christian, it's the moment of conception. To a Jew, it's when he graduates from medical school. -my mom heard this on the radio"

"One direction splitting up? My daughter just announced to me she is in d-Niall :-)"

"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar... The bartender looks up at them and says ""Oh, not you two again.""."

"Have you heard the new drink called Sandy? ...It's a watered down Manhattan!"

"Why did the paper follow the pencil? Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! ~Skip"

"What do mentally retarded parents give their kids? Hand me Downs."