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Joke of the Day

"What do we want? MORE EXISTENTIALIST JOKES! When do we want them? WHY?"

"Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy."

"SHARKY_GAMING SHOULD DIE IN HELL HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO FUCK MY ASS AND EVERY THRUST HE DOES HE FEELS THE PAIN WE DO He Betrayed Us. He Should Burn. He Should Die."

"If a band plays music in a thunderstorm who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor."

"What do you call a guy with rabbits up his arse/ass? Warren."

"Ive decided to run a marathon for charity I didn't want to do it at first, but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""You read my mind, buddy."""

"Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer? Hebrewed his own"

"Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!"

"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."