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Joke of the Day

"SHARKY_GAMING SHOULD DIE IN HELL HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO FUCK MY ASS AND EVERY THRUST HE DOES HE FEELS THE PAIN WE DO He Betrayed Us. He Should Burn. He Should Die."

"She sells sea shells by the sea shore because she graduated from an online university."

"I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today. The experience was really eye opening."

"Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15."

"Introducing my girlfriend to the family Me: This is my girlfriend Jane Jane: Hi Wife: What the fuck"

"Beer = Mama If you would change 4 letters in the word ""beer"" you would get the word ""mama"" :)"

"Did you hear about the lady who backed into a belt sander? Disaster."

"""Your keys are over THERE."" - Wow. You have eagle eyes! ""Yup. My vision is 20/20."" - No. I mean they're small, beady & kinda close together."

"I need another name for a dinosaur. I should consult the Thesaurus."

"Being an adult is like watching a foreign movie with no subtitles in a crowded theater, everyone else knows what's going on and you just nod"