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"*Pulls out pin* *Throws fire extinguisher*"
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"A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died you could say he short-circuited"
"I accidentally said something that lead a girlfriend to believe I'm a lesbian... Must have been a slip of the tongue"
"How Long is a Chinese name ..."
"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer."
"My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt"
"Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming"
"Ten times two is the same as eleven times two Ten times two is twenty Andersen times two is twenty, too"
"Today is Steve Irwin day... Good ol' Steve, he even died with animals in his heart."