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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding nun."

"Vanilla Ice: if there was a problem, yo I'll solve it... [Guy from back of concert]: why did my dad leave?"

"What is the strongest animal? A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!"

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

"Why is British weather muslim? Because when it isn't sunni, it's utter shiite"

"The blind circumcisionist What happened to the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack! Don't think Circumcisionist is a real word but it sounds better then surgeon or urologist."

"Pants should have to wear pants so they understand why it sucks to wear pants."

"Joke Did you hear about the man who stoke a bed"

"The Romans have a lot of Gods. They have a God for everything. The only thing they don't have a God for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly."

"How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? Boy trees have woodpeckers."