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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate it, when you offer someone help and the other person says yes"
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"Muammar Gaddafi wasn't really that bad...... But his brothers, Larrymar and Curlymar were the worst!"
"What is ISIS' favourite file type? .exe"
"Why do gingers get sunburned so easily? It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors"
"The one time I actually wanted to use the word ""duck"" in a text... and my phone autocorrects it to ""fuck"". What the duck."
"Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday"
"I got robbed last night The burglar replaced everything with an exact replica"
"My sister got a koala I asked her to name it Koka since she can tell everyone she has Koka koala."
"""Will, you, Mary, Me"" -- invitation to an orgy."
"A good lawyer, Santa Claus, and an honest politician enter an elevator. They see a five dollar bill on the ground. Who picks it up? Santa. The other two don't exist."