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Joke of the Day

"How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar? You know you can't but you really want to hit it."

"What do you call something brown and sticky? A stick. I'll see myself out."

"What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows."

"Why was the stoner kicked out of the eating competition? He was caught using performance enhancing drugs."

"Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open."

"My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !"

"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"

"If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, they'd make it a requirement for people to share their ""mental status"" in addition to each new status update."

"What Do Ghosts Like To Stare At? BooBees."

"Postal workers are some of the most innovative people around They really push the envelope."