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Joke of the Day
"They say you are what you eat... I guess that makes me human"
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"There's probably one fireman in every house who likes to work the pole in front of the other guys ""as a joke."""
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"What do you call a boring taco? Aburrido."
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"Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!"