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Joke of the Day
"They say you are what you eat... I guess that makes me human"
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"A kid asks his Dad ""what does 'gay' mean?"" The father says ""It means 'to be happy."" The son asks ""Are you [gay!](http://www.afterfeed.com/)?"" The father says ""No, son. I have a wife."""
"Baby sharks can hunt for food as soon as they are born and my children cannot find their underwear drawer."
"""That damn Lassie said Timmy fell down a ruffruffruff"" ""Relax, honey. I'm sure she means well"""
"The museum curator was able to identify the slutty violin... ...it was a Straddlevarious :("
"There was a pregnant woman.... She was in labor and the doctor said: 'It's labor day!'"
"How do you guarantee that your wishes always come true? Wish for something that is already true."
"You know what they say.Once you go black.... you're a single mother."
"Why was the baguette excited for his audition? He heard he might be playing a big roll"
"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Helllooooo ladies!"