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Joke of the Day

"What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has ""apple"" in it? A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's Rights"

"So I was walking down the street when..... Someone threw a block of cheese at me, so I turned and said, that's not very mature!"

"I can't pull a rabbit out of a hat. But I can pull a hair out of my ass."

"What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite."

"What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up? Is this some sort of yolk?"

"And the Oscar goes too.......... Prison."

"JUDGE: put ur hand on this book and promise not to lie PERSON WHO IS IN COURT LITERALY FOR LYING ABOUT THINGS: uh...... ok"

"What do you call a fish out of water? Asians? Idk it's been a rough day."

"A 65 year old actress with early Alzhiemer's got a Botox shot, and later regretted it. She couldn't remember her lines."