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Joke of the Day
"Sean Connery and fat girl with a lisp meet in a bar"
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"*pulls knife out of back* *selfies with it*"
"When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg ""just wants to be friends."""
"What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache."
"Did you hear about the kind and humble Jew that donated a lot of money to charity? Neither did I."
"Why did Dr.Pepper blush? He received a Sunkist from his Crush"
"Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold"
"What do you find at the end of a double rainbow? A group of gay men"
"What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber? The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot."
"That's a nice ham you've got there... ... it'd be a shame if somebody put an 's' at the front and an 'e' at the end."