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Joke of the Day
"Why did the airplane fall out of the sky? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"
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"For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL"
"There's only one thing I love more than bacon ...and I can't put pussy in my mashed potatoes."
"You have 2,000 friends on FB and your profile pic was taken in the mirror? You couldn't find one of your ""friends"" to take it?"
"How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye? Looking for love in all the wrong places."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death please open this door !"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked"
"What do you call a red lemon? a Lenin. ;)"
"if at the end of every year you find yourself posting on social media how ""this year sucked,"" it's time to examine the common denominator"
"How do you reward a chicken journalist? With a poulette surprise!"