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Joke of the Day
"What professional hates going to the bar? A lawyer"
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"How did the hipster burn himself? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"A solipsist posts on a forum In his thread, he asks, ""Anyone else out there a solipsist?"" After a day of no replies He thinks to himself, ""I guess it's just me!"""