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Joke of the Day

"Drove a wedge of suspicion today between the fast food employee at the first window and the one at the second."

"Just clicked on a link to win a free iPad. Now I have AIDS. :("

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."

"Turns out, if I dress like a French maid, my husband doesn't make me clean."

"What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination? Too soon?"

"You shouldn't buy so much Velcro... It usually a ripoff"

"My wife & I went to a costume party as each other. She walked around pointing at things, asking how much they cost. I showed up 2 hrs late."

"What do... Gay horses eat...?? Hey!!"

"I run a support group for sex addicts They're all in the other room sitting in a circle... OH MY GOD"

"I was looking for a lighter on amazon... But they only had 112.422 matches."