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Joke of the Day

"What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist? ""We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners."" This is a joke take it that way"

"There's a ghost in the house! CALL DR.BOO!"

"What do we want? Apathy! When do we want it? Oh, you know, whenever."

"What do you call an Italian that has taken Viagra? Al dente"

"Police are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."

"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A brick"

"SON: How are monster trucks made? ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: [glares] ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane"

"My wife said to me she wanted to go somewhere fancy.... ""somewhere where they serve from the left!"" she demanded, so I took her through the drive-thu."

"Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar. The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does."

"Wanna expand my polynomial?"