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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a corny joke? A maize zing!!!"
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"Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"Measure twice, cut five times, curse profusely, punch a wall, give up, call a professional."
"What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet..."
"What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts? Trans-Fender."
"What do you call a bunny with a bent dick? Fucks Funny"
"After I dislodged my head from the drywall, I had 2 thoughts: 1) Wow, this new Metallica song is really good and 2) I may need new drywall"
"My pet rabbit, Nickel, just died. So I buried him in the yard. Now I just have a Nickel-less cage."
"My gf told me to stop being childish, she just wants to come in for a talk not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress"
"Yo momma so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."