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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a corny joke? A maize zing!!!"

"Father names his son Bentley. His friend asks - are you stupid? Why would you name your son Bentley?! Father - i don't care. At least i have Bentley now."

"Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?"

"So a baby seal walks into a club. The end."

"What's Canada's spy agency? The CI, eh?"

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" NSFW The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"I hear Donald Trump is going to ban cans of parmesan cheese... ..he's going to make America grate again."

"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."

"What do gay people call each other on? Homophones!"

"Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe"