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Joke of the Day

"What did the donuts do on their date? They glazed into each other's eyes"

"You guys know any Sodium jokes? Na."

"Of course it's you. if it was me I wouldn't even bring it up."

"75 years ago my grandfather died in a concentration camp he fell off a guard tower"

"Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage? I couldn't raise them"

"How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes? ctrl+v."

"My girlfriend said to me ""as a young boy, was your mother very strict with you"" and I said ""let's make one thing absolutely clear..."" ""My mother was never a young boy."" Tim Vine"

"Modern Haircuts by Sean Head"

"How can you tell a hippie's been in your house? He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? ""Na, 'ma stay"""

"Lust. Love. Marriage. LUST: Tearing her panties off. LOVE: Sliding them down, gently. MARRIAGE: Folding them regularly."