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Joke of the Day

"My mate reckons he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them. Personally I think he torques out of his arse..."

"Turn yoga class into hot yoga by chasing everyone around with a blow torch."

"The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about Benjamin Franklin."

"C.R.E.A.M. Reddit Remix Cats rules everything around me/ CREAM get the kitty/ furry furry hair ball"

"Speaking of corny jokes: how do you win a race against vegetables? You have to get ahead of lettuce! Ahahahahaha!"

"I m at the ATM when a robber holding his gun at my back... He asks: do you want to see your family again? I said ""no"". We both had a good laugh."

"Dark Humor is like food Not everyone gets it"

"The next iPhone will be without a... Screen. You can buy a wireless screen. We are removing it because it's bulky and old."

"I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil."

"Did you know Cecil was a black lion? And man, even in Africa, the white people **STILL** be killing tiggas."