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Joke of the Day

"*Wife walks in, the house is trashed* ""OMG..we've been burgled"" *I jump out of the closet in full hockey gear* HAVE YOU SEEN THE WASP KAREN?"

"Most household injuries are caused by saying ""whatever"" during an argument."

"What do you call a fly that literally can't even?"

"Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man."

"What is the best thing about elevator jokes... They work on so many levels."

"What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear? Always."

"What's black and doesn't work? A broken light bulb you racist bastard."

"What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!"

"A Muslim started a line of sex toys ... He specializes in blow up dolls."

"What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at? Unseaworthy"